What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 03:56

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
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-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
Dr No
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